11 Celebrity Couples You Totally Forgot Were Married

Celeb romances are always a whirlwind — while getting married is a huge milestone for most of us, celebrity marriages tend to come to a dime and dozen, and fizzle out rather quickly. Here are all the stars that you never knew (or completely forgot) once tied the knot!

1. Nicolas Cage & Patricia Arquette

Once a power couple in Hollywood, these talented actors were wed in 1995. They lasted 6 years, divorcing in 2001. That’s still pretty impressive for the shelf life of a famous relationship. Apparently, Nicolas courted Patricia by proposing to her on the very first day that they met. Bizarre as the tactic was, he wasn’t wrong, and got in around five years with the lovely Arquette. Today, Arquette is gushing over a new BF, while Cage has been divorced 4 times and is still dating 20 year olds.

2. Angelina Jolie & Jonny Lee Miller

We all know about Angelina and Brad, and most people know about Angie and Billy Bob. But the name people don’t know? Jonny Lee Miller. Jonny currently played Sherlock Holmes on “Elementary” a CBS show. He starred with Jolie in “Hackers” back in the 90s, and they got married the year after. In classic Angie fashion, she wore rubber pants and a shirt with hubby’s name written in her own blood.

3. Mario Lopez & Ali Landry

It seemed like this good-looking duo was set to take over the world — he was a heartthrob on “Saved by the Bell” while she was the winner of Miss USA 1996. Unfortunately, Mario was a knucklehead and cheated on Ali before the wedding. At his bachelor party, in fact. Unfortunately, Mario has a bit of a history as a cheater. But it looks like Ali has found joy once more with her love Alejandro Gomez Monteverde — they’ve been married since 2006.

4. Renée Zellweger & Kenny Chesney

It really does feel impossible to visualize Bridget Jones, aka Renee Zellweger, married to Kenny Chesney, the country singer.  These two only knew each other for five months before getting hitched, and she even wrote “fraud” on their divorce papers which led people to start gossip about Kenny’s sexual orientation. Kenny said that getting married made him “lose his identity” and we still wonder what the true reason for their breakup was.